10 Facts About Friday

1. It is the last day of work.
2. You can drink as much as you want without worrying about the next day.
3. You can wake up naked with a complete stranger.
4. You will wake up on Saturday telling yourself you will never drink again.
5. No work for two days.
6. Anywhere, just anywhere would do for a bed.

 

7. Anything in skirt becomes beautiful until you wake up in the morning.
8. You spend the whole day planning a 'turn up' night only to sleep off and wake up sober in the morning.
9. Club and bar owners become richer.
10. You forget water exists until the morning after.