Thursday 20 March 2014

18 Incredibly Annoying People You Find In Every Cinema

1. The Person In The Queue That Gives Away The Ending.

who asked you? 

 

2. The Person That Comes In Late

2. The Person That Comes In Late
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Just because you’re doing that shuffling half-crouch thing doesn’t mean you’re not STILL BLOCKING THE SCREEN AND ANNOYING EVERYONE.

3. The Whisperer

18 Incredibly Annoying People You Find In Every Cinema

Yes, you’re whispering but I can still hear you. Everybody in the room can hear you.

4. The Loud Reactor

18 Incredibly Annoying People You Find In Every Cinema

You’re going to need to tone that laugh down.

5. The Sweet Rustler

18 Incredibly Annoying People You Find In Every Cinema

I’m about this close to doing something very, very unpleasant. Put the Maltesers down.

6. The Noisy Chewer

18 Incredibly Annoying People You Find In Every Cinema
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My patience is wearing thin.

7. The Slurper

18 Incredibly Annoying People You Find In Every Cinema
Miramax Films / Via elitedaily.com

Yes, you got it all. I’m pretty sure you got it all. Now please shut up.

8. The Texter

8. The Texter

Just because your phone is on silent doesn’t mean I can’t see the LIGHT FROM YOUR SCREEN.

9. The Person Whose Phone Rings

18 Incredibly Annoying People You Find In Every Cinema

10. The Person Who ACTUALLY ANSWERS When Their Phone Rings

18 Incredibly Annoying People You Find In Every Cinema

11. The Heavy Breather

18 Incredibly Annoying People You Find In Every Cinema

Breathe normally, gosh.

12. The Armrest Hog

18 Incredibly Annoying People You Find In Every Cinema
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Half each, that’s the fair amount. Half.

13. The Sniffler

18 Incredibly Annoying People You Find In Every Cinema

Sick people shouldn’t be allowed in cinemas.

14. The Cougher

18 Incredibly Annoying People You Find In Every Cinema
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They really, REALLY shouldn’t be allowed in cinemas.

15. The ‘Handsy’ Couple

15. The 'Handsy' Couple

Nobody wants to see that.

16. The Questioner

16. The Questioner

If you spent less time asking questions and more time CONCENTRATING then you might understand what’s going on.

17. The Mess Maker

17. The Mess Maker

No, strangely enough I don’t want your popcorn stuck in the sole of my shoe.

18. The Person With Gigantic Hair

18 Incredibly Annoying People You Find In Every Cinema

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