Worse now with the case of ever raging fashion war, accessories contest, mobile phone battle and speech SWAG competition (speech style ala BB language).
Your dear brother was 'sniping' in one of them bars and was opportuned to witness a mini swag battle. A bunch of chicks and a guy were sitted at a table engrossed with themselves...and their phones of course (in a niteclub for crying out loud! come on!!! I think the guys that let them do that are dumber than the girls are, really).
Anyways, they went on and on with their BB lingua thinking they were quite impressive. One said something and the others chorused "OMG!!!" in fake amazement (alphabet for alphabet...sigh) except for one of them who just sat quietly batting her fake eye lashes, sipping on her free Chapman drink and smiling so vainly that you wondered if it was her first time out. The guy obviously in a bid not to let her feel left out started out by asking if she was OK and she said "I'm fine, tenk you". (Well, even if the 'Tenk you' was not well pronounced it's better than TU for short).
The guy pushed his luck further with another question, seemingly in an attempt to 'game on' since the rest were either pinging or LOLing...literarily ((she had their attention by now as they seemed to suddenly realize that he was the maga paying for the free flex...competition don set!)
Dude now in the 'game on' mode, touched her arm seductively while asking what gave her the scar there and her reply flipped the script...
She replied " I use it to nack something"...
TGNGKUWOS....These Girls No Go Kill Us With Over Swag!!!!
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