New Movie Alert: Rape Scandal

Fuji crooner, Obesere has released a movie about the recent movie rape scandal involving him. The movie titled Rape Scandal is reportedly selling like hot cake. Sharp guy!! But is it fair? Me sef go like watch am. I do not expect anything quality though due to the way the movie was hurriedly put together.

Pictures From Voodoo at Elegushi

As is customary, Signor Tofu was at Elegushi Beach last night to unwind and I took some pictures to share with you. Afterall, there is love in sharing.

Nicki Minaj Hosts Birthday Party For Younger Brother As He Turns 16

Superstar Nicki Minaj sure understands that you should never forget where you are coming from in life. She

Chika Ike Lands $300,000 Endorsement Deal

Pretty actress, Chika Ike was recently unveiled as the face of Bullet energy drink at an event in London. Congrats to Chika. Hardwork pays. 

19 Breakfast Sandwiches That Will Change Your Life

It’s common knowledge that breakfast is the greatest meal, thus sandwiches are the greatest form of breakfast anyone could have imagined.

1. Classic Breakfast Sandwich

Lady Gaga Arrives To Roseland Ballroom Nearly Naked And Covered In Roses

Gaga rolled up to 53rd Street in a vintage taxi with roses all over it.

Here’s how to make an entrance like the pop star.

Celebrity Style Sunday

Welcome to the first edition of Celebrity Style Sunday. This is where we review the fashion style of our celebrities. It was not difficult choosing Rita Dominic to feature in the very first edition. I do not remember seeing Rita step out without being properly put together. I would describe her style as understated elegance. She understands that simplicity is class. This is welcome in this new age of over-complicated fashion styles, which sometimes border on the ridiculous. Enjoy the pics and perhaps learn a thing or two.

Floyd Mayweather Jr. Drops $1 Million Dollars for Watch

 Floyd Mayweather Jr. works bloody hard and as our official hip-hop boxer, he knows a thing or two about

March 2014 Edition of JamSession

Signor Tofu was at the last Thursday's JamSession held at The Place, Lekki. As usual, several upcoming acts were on display and there were

Wu Tang Clan To Sell Only One Copy of Album for More Than 1Million Dolls

Rap group Wu Tang Clan will be releasing two albums in 2014. The first is their 20th anniversary commemorative album titled A Better Tomorrow. The second is a special double disc titled Wu-Once Upon A Time. However, only one lucky and very rich fan will be able to own a copy of Once Upon A Time. The album was recorded in secret and comes in an engraved silver and nickel box.

 Like a fine piece of art, the album will tour the world in exhibitions, galleries and music festivals. The cost of attending each of the listening sessions will range from $30-$50. Those in attendance will be screened to ensure recording devices are not smuggled in. They will also be required to wear a headphone provided at the venue.

'' We are about to sell an album like nobody else sold it before" RZA told Forbes. '' We are making a single sale collectors' item."

I personally would love to listen to the album.

Source: Forbes

Piers Morgan Takes One Last Swipe At The NRA In Final Goodbye

My point is simple, more guns doesn’t mean less crime as the NRA repeatedly tries to tell you — it means more gun violence, more death, and more profits for the gun manufacturers,” Morgan said in the final segment of his CNN show Piers Morgan Live.

 

“And to those who claim my gun control campaigning is anti-American, well the reverse is true, I’m so pro-American I want more of you to stay alive.”

Nick Cannon lists famous women he's slept with, mentions Christina Milian, Nicole Scherzinger, Kim K

actor/rapper/TV personality/producer Nick Cannon was a guest on Big Boy's Power 106 TV show and when the radio host asked him to list five celebrities he's gone to bed with, Nick didn't hesitate. He started

Could She Be Saying 'Thank God it's Friday?'

Weekend wifey

Which guy wouldn't want to spend the weekend with this hot damsel? Body for thought...

Iron man crashes

"For security reasons"

Alhuta series

Pikin Wey Say Him Mama No Go Sleep

Bags for sale

Lol! This is actually the entrance of Troy Night club VI.

Kpedesh!

We caught this on camera last night.

What a brand name!

Elegushi special

Everybody knows Elegushi Beach is the place to be on Sundays. So, Signortofu was there last Sunday

Alhuta series

21 Reasons You Should Definitely Drink More Beer

1. It keeps your kidneys healthy.

"I USE IT TO NACK SOMETHING"

"BIG GIRLS DOESN'T TALK"

Rihanna's former accountant called her a "financially impaired moron"

PEKAS YOU GO

Strategically located on Opebi/Allen Road is Pekas Hotel as it is officially called(Not sure if anyone sleeps there). That is not my business at this point. My business is the number of ladies of the night  that throng there on  a daily basis. 

18 Incredibly Annoying People You Find In Every Cinema

1. The Person In The Queue That Gives Away The Ending.

who asked you? 

Welcome to signortofu

Ladies and Gentlemen, I would like to welcome you all to this refreshingly new blog. 

At Signortofu, we promise to bring you the most exciting  pictures and stories about Nigerian night life, coolest hangouts, tourism, urban entertainment, and general f*ckery. We hope to make you laugh at least once everyday.

This is a site for groove lovers by groove lovers. Visit us all day, everyday... Thank you.

-Editor